Research Projects Will (not Ammar) would like to see in the lab:

(a.k.a. not quite scientific papers we would like to see published)

  1. Discover abnormal alleles which confer idiosyncratic movment focused towards a particular global position which we hypothesize to be the location of the nematode alien mothership named gluton.
  2. Perform Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Screens on all known nmr nematode mutants to identify if nmr mutants are named correctly.
  3. Determine the effects of Crowder Lab strength coffee (not just caffeine) on C. elegans and find alleles which alter sensitivity to coffee.

....more to come